WTF Moments: WOW - Mists of Pandoria Expansion

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It seems that Blizzard lost it completely. What it looked like a April fools joke, its actually the next expansion for World of Warcraft, Mists of Pandoria.

Mists of Pandoria is the next expansion for World of Warcraft, which seems a rip-off of Kung Fu Panda Movie. Also the name "Pandoria", its hilarious. Its like all the creative people left Blizzard, which is not far from the true. This new land has a Chinese theme because Blizzard want to expand in Asia and since over half of their subscribers are from there it makes some sense.

When one of the biggest gaming company in the world rips-off a movie to please a new market, alienate their current player base and ignore the lore they created in the last 20 years, to squeeze as much money from the market before their game dies completely it clearly shows the state of the industry. How much money is enough?

The Expansion features:

- new race Pandaren (clever name, haha!)
- new class: monk
- new continent Pandaria, get it ? It has Pandas in it, but no Jack Black.
- level increased to 90 (cheapest way to add content)
- challenge mode dungeons
- moar PvE scenarios
- pet battle system ( thats nice, a couple Asian mmos did it like 10 years ago, and Anarchy Online )
- new talent system

AND MUCH MORE!! no, not really.

WTF Moments: WOW - Mists of Pandoria Expansion, 9.7 out of 10 based on 6 ratings

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  • mufasa

    HAHAHAHAHA! I cant believe it! This is so hilarious and dumb at the same time.

    God where greed takes you…

  • nick

    Well, if Nintendo won’t make a Pokemon MMO, I guess SOMEONE has to… LOL! (RPS comment :P )

  • Saitek Evo

    Looks like the death-throes of WoW have begun…

  • MassiveD

    Well, the Pandaren were in WC3 that’s for certain. It still doesn’t deny the fact that it’s a effing stupid race to add and together with the “Pokemon” and even more casualized upto the point where people don’t have to think anymore(new talents anybody?). I think you can safely say blizzard is going to lose subs in US/EU(atleast the vets will) which will be nullified by the Asian community getting even more subs now.

    Glad I quitted months ago.

    The Old Republic here I come.

  • HollandNovak7

    it’s about time!!! these jackasses needed some swift Asian cats to beat the fuck out of this same races all over again. oh yeah are they using there bear hands to fight they are aren’t they?! wow that’s going to be so sad 4 ppl who think there gods with the steel. to bad so sad i can’t wait to mop the fuckin floor with ya’ll as a panda Ahahahaha how embarrassing 4 you i’m not very sorry though HA!